I'm not sure how I know that...anyway. Pipe dream is also term for unachievable or unattainable wishes. This month's top ten is my pipe dreams:
10) A house made of Jello, like in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Living in Jello would be so cool.
9) Get a letter from Hogwarts. cou*nerd*gh. What can I say? I believe in magic.
8) Do a walk-and-talk in the White House while carrying a stack of important folders full of important documents, like they do on The West Wing. They just look so cool.
7) A Musical day, where everyone randomly bursts out in to perfectly choreographed song and dance.
6) The point-of-view gun from Hitchhikers Guide was a real thing. So many problems could be solved if we would take the time to understand each other.
5) Deliver a fiery, inspiring speech about something, yell, "you can't fire me, I quit. Jessica OUT!", and storm out of the room as someone in the back starts a slow clap.
4) Have my face on a postage stamp.
3) Self washing dishes. I feel like this one's pretty self explanatory.
2) Warm, dry snow. Snow is beautiful and I love it a lot, but I would love it even more if I didn't get freezing cold and dripping wet when I went out in it.
1) Harsher penalties for parole violators, Bob...and...world peace. Seriously though, can't we all just sit down and work things out over a bowl of ice-cream?
What are your pipe dreams? Things you wish were real, or things you wish you could do/see/be?
2 comments:
Your list pretty much sums it up for me, except maybe two things. 1.) A never ending supply of chocolate in my pantry. 2.) Instant consequences for drivers on the road that put my life and others in danger while making me feel like I'm the idiot.
Love this entry!
You are so cool. Seriously. #8 made me laugh so hard! I'd never thought about it, but they really do look so cool! & I totally agree, if we settled everything over a bowl of ice cream, the world would be a better place :)
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