I'll tell you what I want.  I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother.  I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost.  And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross.  I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of taking forks out as needed, like I do.  I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a Disney prince.  And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old.  And that's what I want.

~Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

Amen, sister.  Amen.