Time, Once Again For a Top Ten List! Da-da-da!

My dear readers,
It has been far too long since I posted a top ten list.  So, here it is...Jessie's Top Ten (Not Really) Important Life Tips.  They may not be life changing, but they will help you not look crazy:

10) I say it every year, yet no one seems to listen: your shorts/skirts should NEVER be wider than they are long.  Especially if you are a man.

9) Socks+shorts+sandals= Florida Retiree.  Not a good look for anyone!

8) Always be super nice to whoever is making your food...

7) Read the fine print on your coupons and return policies.

6) If something doesn't make sense in your head, do not say it out loud.  It's going to make even less sense coming out of your mouth.  (I speak from personal experience on this one...)

5) Your boss and your co workers are NOT your therapist.

4) It is ok to let people see you cry when you are angry; it scares them into doing what you want.

3) If you tell someone "I love you," and they respond by saying, "Oh...Ok,"  you probably should never say it again.  (This comes from my BFF Lindsay Davis.)

2)  Never mix peanut butter and cheese. (Again, I speak from experience on this one.)

And finally...
1) Own your strengths...and your weaknesses.  If you only acknowledge the former, you will be a narcissist and no one will like you.  If you only acknowledge the latter, you will be a chicken, unable to get anything done, and no one will like you.